Daily Fortunes

Jun 21, 2018

We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill...
We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill jackass no matter how self-seeking. -- F.G. Withington

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in...
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Report"

We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear...
We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones. -- LaRouchefoucauld

We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas...
We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has forgotten its source. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak...
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.

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