Daily Fortunes

Apr 21, 2018

99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch...
99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on the disk!

A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak...
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some...
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn

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