Daily FortunesMar 10, 2018
The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth...
The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Dorothy Parker
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
The first version always gets thrown away.
The first version always gets thrown away.
The five rules of Socialism:
1. Don't think...
The five rules of Socialism:
1. Don't think.
2. If you do think, don't speak.
3. If you think and speak, don't write.
4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign.
5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised...
...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 10, 2018
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