Daily Fortunes

Mar 15, 2018

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have...
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important. -- Eugene McCarthy

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that...
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. -- Blake Clark

Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's...
Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's called commitment.

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like...
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being...
Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin. -- Ralph Nader

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