Freebsd Fortunes 6

The five rules of Socialism:

        1. Don't think.
        2. If you do think, don't speak.
        3. If you think and speak, don't write.
        4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign.
        5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised.

                -- being told in Poland, 1987

...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.

The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation.
                -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month"

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
                -- Alan Coult

The following statement is not true.
The previous statement is true.

The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:

        1. You can't push on a string.
        2. Ain't no free lunches.
        3. Them as has, gets.
        4. You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.

The Force is what holds everything together.
It has its dark side, and it has its light side.
It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money
completely surrounded by people who want some.
                -- Dwight MacDonald

The forest is safe because a lion lives therein and the lion is safe
because it lives in a forest.  Likewise the friendship of persons
rests on mutual help.
                -- Laukikanyay.

The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions
and by a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.