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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  561 of 2171

The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  562 of 2171

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  563 of 2171

The first version always gets thrown away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  564 of 2171

The five rules of Socialism:

        1. Don't think.
        2. If you do think, don't speak.
        3. If you think and speak, don't write.
        4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign.
        5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised.

                -- being told in Poland, 1987
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  565 of 2171

...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  566 of 2171

The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation.
                -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  567 of 2171

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
                -- Alan Coult
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  568 of 2171

The following statement is not true.
The previous statement is true.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  569 of 2171

The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:

        1. You can't push on a string.
        2. Ain't no free lunches.
        3. Them as has, gets.
        4. You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  570 of 2171

The Force is what holds everything together.
It has its dark side, and it has its light side.
It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.
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