Daily Fortunes

Jul 30, 2018

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this...
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

If parents would only realize how they bore their children...
If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters...
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen...
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. -- Chief Dan George

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been...
If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davis

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