Daily Fortunes

Apr 15, 2019

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space...
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem

A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must...
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive...
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. -- Joey Adams

A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator,...
A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these stops and starts get you pretty worn out?" "It isn't the stops and starts that get on my nerves, it's the jerks."

A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to...
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to. -- Overheard in an algebra lecture.

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