Daily FortunesAug 15, 2019
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in...
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I
hop into the shower stall. Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped
in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot
character from "Star Wars" whom...
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but...
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any
reason to limit myself.
-- Emo Philips
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.
She sells C shells...
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.
She sells C shells by the seashore.
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore
I do not like me anymore,...
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore
I do not like me anymore,
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse,
I ponder on the narrow house
I shudder at the thought of men
I'm due to fall in love again.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Enough Rope"
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but...
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 15, 2019
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