Daily Fortunes

Sep 15, 2019

QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must...
QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must. I do what I get paid to do.

QOTD: Talk about willing people... over half of them...
QOTD: Talk about willing people... over half of them are willing to work and the others are more than willing to watch them.

QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean ...
QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean the snakes have gone away.

QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil...
QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the gerbil has more dark meat.

QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like...
QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE? Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great...

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