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May 14, 2019

Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to...
"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures." -- Dave Barry, "$\#$

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