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Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3130 of 3566 |
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3131 of 3566 |
"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
-- Dave Barry, "$#$ |
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#^ |
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!^ |
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&@ |
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3135 of 3566 |
@!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3136 of 3566 |
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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"Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wonder Dog."
-- Bob & Ray
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Toilet Toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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