Daily Fortunes

Jul 14, 2019

"The rights you have are the rights given you by this...
"The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the House Un-American Activities Committee]. We will determine what rights you have and what rights you have not got." -- J. Parnell Thomas

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And littered...
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And littered with sloppy analysis!

The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done...
The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out...
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously. -- Mike Harding,...

The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em...
The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. -- Jane Bryant Quinn

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