Freebsd Fortunes 3

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.

Boling's postulate:
        If you're feeling good, don't worry.  You'll get over it.

Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
        Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
        vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
                -- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"

Bondage maybe, discipline never!
                -- T.K.

Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"

Boob's Law:
        You always find something in the last place you look.

Booker's Law:
        An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

Bore, n:
        A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

boss, n:
        According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the
        words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
        in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an
        ornamental stud."