Freebsd Fortunes 7

You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone
got in line to admit it, too.  But you also notice they all said they
"experimented" with marijuana.  The didn't "use" it; they "experimented"
with it.  Let me tell you something -- Jonas Salk "experiments"; these
guys were getting stoned!
                -- Johnny Carson

You now have Asian Flu.

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

You plan things that you do not even
attempt because of your extreme caution.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You prefer the company of the opposite
sex, but are well liked by your own.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people
think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
                -- Olin Miller

You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
                -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You say potatoe,
And I say potato.
You say tomatoe,
And I say tomato.
Potatoe, potato,
Tomatoe, tomato.
Let's go be the Vice President...