Freebsd Fortunes 7

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't
be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m. anyway.
                -- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell

You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
                -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

You'll always be,
What you always were,
Which has nothing to do with,
All to do, with her.
                -- Company

You'll be called to a post requiring
ability in handling groups of people.

You'll be sorry...

You'll feel devilish tonight.
Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

You'll never be the man your mother was!