Freebsd Fortunes 5

Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.

Peter's Law of Substitution:
        Look after the molehills, and the
        mountains will look after themselves.

Peter's Principle of Success:
        Get up one time more than you're knocked down.

Peter's Principle:
        In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of
        his incompetence.

Peterson's Admonition:
        When you think you're going down for the third time --
        just remember that you may have counted wrong.

Peterson's Rules:
        (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways
                are filled with something sticky.
        (2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
        (3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
        (4) Suicide only works when you're bluffing.

petribar:
        Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
        the window of a vending machine too long.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Phasers locked on target, Captain.

Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so
because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.

Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.

philosophy:
        The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.

philosophy:
        Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.