Freebsd Murphys Law

Real programmers don't dress for success unless
they are trying to convince others that they are
going on interviews.

Real programmers do not practice four-syllable words before
walkthroughs.

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a
matter of principle.

The final test is when it goes production ...
w h e n  i t  g o e s   p r o d u c t i o n  ...
w h e n     i  t     g  o  e  s     p  r  o  d  u  c  t
w h  e   n       i   t       g   o   e   s       p   r   o

Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will
always seem tense and overworked.

Real programmers always have a better idea.

Anyone who follows a crowd will
never be followed by a crowd.

Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and
binary math in their heads.

Real programmers don't write memos.