Freebsd Murphys Law

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce
multiple interpretations.

The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by
the paper clip of the overlying memo and go to file.

On successive charts of the same organization, the number of
boxes will never decrease.

It is ok to be ignorant in some areas,
but some people abuse the privilege.

Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment
to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against
failure of the contingency plan.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of
inanimate objects.

Leakproof seals --- will.

Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.