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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 130 - 139 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  130 of 833

Never eat prunes when you are famished.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  131 of 833

Keep emotionally active,
cater to your favorite neurosis.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  132 of 833

A RACF protected dataset is inaccessible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  133 of 833

RACF is a four letter word.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  134 of 833

You may be recognized soon.
Hide!
If they find you, lie.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  135 of 833

You can pray hard enough to make water run uphill
how hard?
Hard enough to make water run uphill.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  136 of 833

Avoid reality at all costs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  137 of 833

Program design philosophy:

        Start at the beginning and continue until the end,
        then stop.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  138 of 833

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
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Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
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