| Freebsd Murphys Law: 152 of 833 |
Don't make your doctor your heir.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 153 of 833 |
Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 154 of 833 |
If there isn't a law, there will be.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 155 of 833 |
If you don't like the answer,
you shouldn't have asked the question.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 156 of 833 |
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 157 of 833 |
You can't expect to hit the jackpot
if you don't put a few nickles in the machine.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 158 of 833 |
Unless you intend to kill him immediately; never kick a man
in the balls, not even symbolically or perhaps especially
not symbolically.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 159 of 833 |
Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse
proportion to their soundness and validity.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 160 of 833 |
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 161 of 833 |
If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.
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