Freebsd Murphys Law

Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the
embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.

Usefulness is inversely proportional to its reputation
for being useful.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

The probability of anything happening is in
inverse ratio to its desirability.

The first myth of management is that it exists
the second myth of management is that success equals skill.

If it's good they will stop making it.

Inside every large program
is a small program struggling to get out.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader
but to protect the writer.

Never insult an alligator
until after you have crossed the river.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.