Freebsd Murphys Law

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of
someone he can blame it on.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered
side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

Last guys don't finish nice.

Never admit anything.
Never regret anything
whatever it is, you're not responsible.

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

When working toward the solution of a problem,
it always helps if you know the answer.
Provided of course you know there is a problem.

The usefulness of any meeting
is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

The sun goes down just when you need it the most.

Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary
drivel off the tv screen.