| Freebsd Murphys Law: 180 of 833 |
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered
side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 181 of 833 |
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 182 of 833 |
Last guys don't finish nice.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 183 of 833 |
Never admit anything.
Never regret anything
whatever it is, you're not responsible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 184 of 833 |
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 185 of 833 |
When working toward the solution of a problem,
it always helps if you know the answer.
Provided of course you know there is a problem.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 186 of 833 |
The usefulness of any meeting
is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 187 of 833 |
The sun goes down just when you need it the most.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 188 of 833 |
Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary
drivel off the tv screen.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 189 of 833 |
Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest
number must happen.
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