| Freebsd Murphys Law: 224 of 833 |
Don't force it,
get a bigger hammer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 225 of 833 |
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,
it will work perfectly.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 226 of 833 |
Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 227 of 833 |
An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 228 of 833 |
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 229 of 833 |
Old programmers never die - they just abend.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 230 of 833 |
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer,
even in the wrong denomination.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 231 of 833 |
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet
somebody moves the ends!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 232 of 833 |
Just because you are paranoid
doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 233 of 833 |
An Irishman is not drunk as long as
he can hang onto a single blade of grass
and not fall off the face of the earth.
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