| Freebsd Murphys Law: 285 of 833 |
People can be divided into three groups:
Those who make things happen,
Those who watch things happen and
Those who wonder what happened.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 286 of 833 |
I no longer get lost in the shuffle,
I shuffle along with the lost.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 287 of 833 |
The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 288 of 833 |
You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without
holding on.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 289 of 833 |
In any household, junk accumulates to the the space
available for its storage.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 290 of 833 |
Don't stop to stomp on ants
when the elephants are stampeding.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 291 of 833 |
The longer the title the less important the job.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 292 of 833 |
Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion
if it did occur, will occur.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 293 of 833 |
When you are right be logical,
when you are wrong be-fuddle.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 294 of 833 |
For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --
and it is always wrong.
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