Freebsd Murphys Law

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap.

Can't produces countercan't.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent
of doing you good, you should run for your life.

When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty
to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

All general statements are false.  (Think about it.)

If it happens, it must be possible.

Them what gets--has.