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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 468 - 477 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  468 of 833

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
 
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A work project expands to fill the space available.
 
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No matter how large the work space, if two projects
must be done at the same time they will require the
same part of the work space.
 
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The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one
missing from the tool chest.
 
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Most projects require three hands.
 
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Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
 
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The more carefully you plan a project, the more
confusion there is when something goes wrong.
 
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Murphy's rule for precision:
        Measure with a micrometer
        Mark with chalk
        Cut with an axe
 
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You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
 
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First rule of intelligent tinkering:
        Save all the parts
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