Freebsd Murphys Law

When a writer prepares a manuscript on a subject he does
not understand, his work will be understood only by
readers who know more about that subject than he does.

Writings prepared without understanding must fail in the
first ojbective of communication -- informing
the uninformed.

When a student asks for a second time if you have read
his book report, he did not read the book.

If daily class attendance is mandatory, a schedules
exam will product increased absenteeism.  If attendance
is optional, a schedules exam will produce persons you
have never seen before.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is.

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.

The pills to be taken with meals will be the least
appetizing ones.

Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.