Freebsd Murphys Law

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal

(1)     The telephone will ring when you are outside the
        door, fumbling for your keys.

(2)     You will reach it just in time to hear the click
        of the caller hanging up.

People to whom you are attracted invariably thing you
remind them of someone else.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Never get excited about a blind date because of how
it sounds over the phone.

The love letter you finally got the courage to send
will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to
make a fool of yourself in person.

Other people's romantic gestures seem novel and exciting.

Your own romantic gestures seem fooolish and clumsy.

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional
to the amount spent on the wedding.

The probablility of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember
you - the next time he's in need.