| Freebsd Murphys Law: 715 of 833 |
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 716 of 833 |
Never get excited about a blind date because of how
it sounds over the phone.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 717 of 833 |
The love letter you finally got the courage to send
will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to
make a fool of yourself in person.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 718 of 833 |
Other people's romantic gestures seem novel and exciting.
Your own romantic gestures seem fooolish and clumsy.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 719 of 833 |
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional
to the amount spent on the wedding.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 720 of 833 |
The probablility of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 721 of 833 |
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember
you - the next time he's in need.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 722 of 833 |
Virtue is its own punishment.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 723 of 833 |
If you do something right once, someone will ask
you to do it again.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 724 of 833 |
The one day you'd sell your soul for something,
souls are a glut.
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