| Freebsd Murphys Law: 719 of 833 |
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional
to the amount spent on the wedding.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 720 of 833 |
The probablility of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 721 of 833 |
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember
you - the next time he's in need.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 722 of 833 |
Virtue is its own punishment.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 723 of 833 |
If you do something right once, someone will ask
you to do it again.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 724 of 833 |
The one day you'd sell your soul for something,
souls are a glut.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 725 of 833 |
The scratch on the record is always through the song
you like most.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 726 of 833 |
Superiority is recessive.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 727 of 833 |
Forgive and remember.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 728 of 833 |
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral
or fattening.
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