| Freebsd Murphys Law: 752 of 833 |
If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are
either a nitwit or a repariman.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 753 of 833 |
If it weren't for the opinion polls we'd never know
what people are undecided about.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 754 of 833 |
No news is ... impossible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 755 of 833 |
Laugh and the world laughs with you. cry and ...
you have to blow your nose.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 756 of 833 |
A penny saved is ... not much.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 757 of 833 |
He who marries for money ... better be nice to his wife.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 758 of 833 |
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 759 of 833 |
If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 760 of 833 |
There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 761 of 833 |
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to
lick it.
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