| Freebsd Murphys Law: 757 of 833 |
He who marries for money ... better be nice to his wife.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 758 of 833 |
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 759 of 833 |
If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 760 of 833 |
There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 761 of 833 |
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to
lick it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 762 of 833 |
One place where you're sure to find the perfect
driver is in the back seat.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 763 of 833 |
Nothing is indestructible, with the possible exception
of discount-priced fruitcakes.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 764 of 833 |
How do they know no two snowflakes are alike.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 765 of 833 |
How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 766 of 833 |
To err is human, to forgive is divine --
but to forget it altogether is humane.
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