Freebsd Murphys Law

If his IQ was any lower he'd be a plant.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

It is far better to do nothing that to do
something efficiently.
                -- Siezbo

The man who has no more problems is out of the game.

The race goes not always to the swift, nor the battle
to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

A fool and his money are invited places.

All things come to him whose name is on a mailing list.

The hand that rocks the craddle usually is attached
to someone who isn't getting enough sleep.

After winning an argument with his wife,
the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.

If opportunity came disguised as temptation,
one knock would be enough.