Freebsd Murphys Law: 825 of 833 |
Don't fight with a bear in his own cage.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 826 of 833 |
The six steps of program management are:
(1) Wild enthusiasm
(2) Disenchantment
(3) Total confusion
(4) Search for guilty
(5) Punishment for the innocent
(6) Promotion of the non-participants
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 827 of 833 |
He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from
the next freeway exit.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 828 of 833 |
An expert doesn't know any more than you do. He or she is
merely better organized and uses slides.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 829 of 833 |
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have
to do it himself/herself.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 830 of 833 |
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to
float on his back, you've really got something.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 831 of 833 |
You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you
gotta suit up for them all.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 832 of 833 |
People are promoted not by what they can do, but what
people think they can do.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 833 of 833 |
Don't smoke in bed - the ashes on the floor might be your
own. |
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