Freebsd Murphys Law

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to
float on his back, you've really got something.

You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you
gotta suit up for them all.

People are promoted not by what they can do, but what
people think they can do.

Don't smoke in bed - the ashes on the floor might be your
own.