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Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
1: Get elected.
2: Get re-elected.
3: Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
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disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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Disc space -- the final frontier!
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DISCLAIMER:
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply
an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.
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Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.
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Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
-- Chinese proverb
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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides
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Disk crisis, please clean up!
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Disks travel in packs.
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