Freebsd Fortunes 6

T-shirt:
        Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!

Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

Turn on, tune in, and take over.
                -- Tim Leary

Turn the other cheek.
                -- Jesus Christ

Turnaucka's Law:
        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
        electrical cord.

Tussman's Law:
        Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
                -- Frank Lloyd Wright

'Twas a woman who drove me to drink,
and I never even had the decency to thank her.
                -- R.B. Gossling

"Twas bergen and the eirie road
Did mahwah into patterson:              "Beware the Hopatcong, my son!
All jersey were the ocean groves,       The teeth that bite, the nails
And the red bank bayonne.                       that claw!
                                        Beware the bound brook bird, and shun
He took his belmar blade in hand:       The kearney communipaw."
Long time the folsom foe he sought
Till rested he by a bayway tree         And, as in nutley thought he stood,
And stood a while in thought.           The Hopatcong with eyes of flame,
                                        Came whippany through the englewood,
One, two, one, two, and through         And garfield as it came.
        and through
The belmar blade went hackensack!       "And hast thou slain the Hopatcong?
He left it dead and with it's head      Come to my arms, my perth amboy!
He went weehawken back.                 Hohokus day!  Soho!  Rahway!"
                                        He caldwell in his joy.
Did mahwah into patterson:
All jersey were the ocean groves,
And the red bank bayonne.
                -- Paul Kieffer