| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1871 of 2171 |
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1872 of 2171 |
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1873 of 2171 |
Tomorrow's computers some time next month.
-- DEC
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1874 of 2171 |
Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1875 of 2171 |
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin;
Don't forget to leave a tip.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1876 of 2171 |
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1877 of 2171 |
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1878 of 2171 |
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1879 of 2171 |
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1880 of 2171 |
Too clever is dumb.
-- Ogden Nash
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