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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 26, 2006


There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. -- W.C. Fields

A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius...
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syrus

I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am. I'm...
I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am. I'm getting traversed by the parser next door, She's traversed me seven times before. And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!) Never wouldn't ever do a binary. (No sir!) I'm 'er eighth tree that...

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