Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of July, 2006

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful...
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips

"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you...
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce" -- Winston Churchill

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling ...
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x"...

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance...
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.

Pittsburgh Driver's Test (7) The car directly in front of...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light. This means (a) one of the tail lights is broken; you should blow your horn to call the problem to...