Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 31, 2012

A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit...
A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long. "No problem," says the tailor. "Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's...

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.