Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 17, 2012

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours...
In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10 -- SIMPLE ...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10 -- SIMPLE SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment. This language, developed at the Hanover College for Technological Misfits, was designed to make...

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.