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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 12, 2012


"Note that if I can get you to \"su and say\"...
"Note that if I can get you to \"su and say\" something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it." (By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes)

Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY...
Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!!

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