Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 2, 2015

A lady with features cherubic Was famed for her area pubic...
A lady with features cherubic Was famed for her area pubic. When they asked her its size She replied in surprise, "Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right,...
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have...
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name.

I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all...
I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing through infinity...