| Humor: Monday February 23, 2015 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 23, 2015An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize...
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops. There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing... There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean! "Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid... "Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged. Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged. -- Piet Hein Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 23, 2015
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