Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 3, 2017

In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet...
In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a family named Doe, An ideal family to know...
There was a family named Doe, An ideal family to know. As father screwed mother, She said, "You're heavier than brother." And he said, "Yes, Sis told me so!"

There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!"

Why use Windows, since there is a door? (By...
Why use Windows, since there is a door? (By fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat)