Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 10, 2017

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend...
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. -- Theophrastus

A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical...
A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical chanties. Said her beau, "Have no fear, For the reason is clear: You simply have amps in your panties.

A thrice-married gal from L.A. Said, "My hymen's intact...
A thrice-married gal from L.A. Said, "My hymen's intact to this day, 'Cause my first (a shrink) talked of it, The voyeur only gawked at it, And my most recent man's a gourmet."

You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Tholian...
You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...