Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 11, 2017

There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious...
There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious relation Making love in a ditch To -- I won't say a bitch -- But a woman of no reputation.

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means...
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured. -- Anton Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard"

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends...
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. -- Benjamin Franklin